“@selenagomez: Hope all the amazing moms had a great day! I have the best momma in the world :)) I love you so much!”
Really? Why would they do that?
I think people like hiding.
Missin’ everyone from Jersey.
I think they’re all hiding out though.
Nice guys finish last
That sadly is so true.
If you can’t put a condom on a cucumber without laughing, you shouldn’t have sex.
I’d probably laugh anyways.
I already miss home, no big deal.
Taylor Swift, nobody really cares that you’re twenty two. And nobody wants to know about you.